A little humor – AMA weighs in

Saw this on another site…made me laugh…

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals ..

  • The Allergists voted to scratch it,
  • but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  • The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
  • but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
  • The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
  • Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
  • Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
  • while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
  • The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
  • while the Radiologists could see right through it.
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
  • while the Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
  • Plastic Surgeons say “This puts a whole new face on the matter..”
  • The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
  • but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
  • The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a total gas,
  • and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
  • In the end, the Proctologists had the last word, leaving the entire decision up to all the assholes in Washington.
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